Dear Jerk Off that stole my gym bag,

I don't understand why you would bust out my window to steal my gym bag. There was nothing in there that would mean anything to anyone but me. Inside that bag I had my workout shoes, the ONLY shoes I have that don't make my feet go numb after 30 minutes. They were old, worn, and maybe a bit smelly. Surely you have no need for them and I am sure they are in a trash can somewhere. Those shoes served me well and I can't find a replacement. Just when I was catching some steam in the exercise department, you took them from me. Inside that bag was my bare minerals make-up and $18 Redken hair product. I NEVER spend money like that on things for myself and I will not be able to replace those anytime soon. You also stole a bag that I bought in Japan 8 years ago that I recently found, so thanks for that. What is ironic is that if you really wanted that bag, you could have just opened the back door and taken it. They were both unlocked. But because you felt the need to break something, I have to pay $200 to replace the window you shattered. This took away the money for my wonderful husband's Father's Day present and have caused my family to be very tight on cash this week. So I hope you are happy Asshole. I hope you get caught one of these days and have to pay for what you did. People like you SUCK!